Name: Petri Burtsov
Nickname: Busstop
University Year: n/a
Likes: Ken Clean-Air System, the contemporary history of Spanish maritime
legislation, citing the entire new testament with a silly high-pitched
squeak while being hit on the head with, inter alia, Mongolian guerrilla
cheese.
Dislikes: Crap
Often seen: rasterbating
Best social achievement: initiating a swordfight with her Majesty the Queen
Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard van Oranje-Nassau at Ndjamena (Chad) on her 57th
birthday, while (simultaneously) rasterbating.
Most/Least Glorious moment: Natalie Portman
Famous Quotes: "You've got to accentuate the positive, Eliminate the
negative, Latch on to the affirmative, Don't mess with Mister In-Between"