Name: Dave Ransom
Nickname: Cogs Dave
University Year: Phd in computery things
Likes: Food, food, food, 4 course meals, 2 pizzas, vomiting in France to be able to eat more food... cutting all over the pitch, running like a steam train.
Dislikes: Empty stomachs, talking about raw eggs.
Often seen: Eating, showing off his big mouth.
Best social achievement: Inventing a rule in the game "21" where after roman numerals have been introduced 'I' becomes 'No', 'V' becomes 'Please' and 'X' becomes 'Daddy'...No, no no, no no no, no please, please, please no, please no no, please no no no, no daddy, daddy, daddy no, daddy no no, daddy no no no, daddy no please...
Most/Least Glorious moment: Losing 100 shiny pounds to Felix when he dared him to down a pint of his own vomit & having his name
Famous Quotes: One of the 101 uses for a disc: "Use it to write a message on, chuck it out to sea, and wait for it to get rescued".