I have a massive favour to ask of you guys!
Firstly thanks again to all those who hosted at Open Regionals – you guys are legends and my new favourite Mohawks!
However I am going to ask you guys all again if anyone can host this coming weekend for mixed?
– girls are a lot cleaner and less smelly than boys and therefore your house will be 50% less smelly and 50% more clean
– I will love you, and Prossie-Love isn’t empty and meaningless at all
– Brand new friends from different universities who will respect you and all your life decisions
After studying the extremely scientific analysis above, you will see that hosting is an awesome thing – PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME
If you don’t have my number, now you can! 07817201638 – or facebook me, whatever, like.