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Tis the Season…

  • 6th December 20139th March 2022
  • by megan

Some words of wisdom from your Mohawk Elders to help make benefit to enjoy the festive season…

Christmas is a wonderful, magical time of the year. But it is easy to stray from the path of righteousness, and the time-honoured ways of the past. So here is some advice from our more senior members on how to enjoy the festive season.

Go to Christmas Practice. Do not leave uni before then, and for the love of god do not plan on going home that evening. Missing your train/plane/ride is probably the best outcome from that decision.

Now that you are going to Christmas practice, do not take beer. Or cider. Mohawks are not anti-beer or anti-cider, but rather beer and cider are anti-Christmas. In order to be full of Christmas Spirit, you must, logically, be full of spirit. It is a necessary condition, if you will.

However, should you choose not to consume alcoholic beverages at this session, we are of course a club that supports your arguably better lifestyle choices. You will also enjoy Christmas practice – mainly because everyone will be so terrible at ultimate that you feel like a god, but also because you will be spending fun and special time with a pretty sweet group of people.

Christmas is the season of giving and sharing. Scientific experiments have shown that people who give are happier than people who take. Give, and share. Bring a bottle of spirits, and do not expect to take any home. If you have some left at the end (assuming you are capable of recognising a bottle by the end), this is a bonus. Share spirits with your friends and teammates and be merry.

There have been some tragic misunderstandings of tradition in recent weeks. Stu valiantly saved the grand tradition of Falmer bar socials after people were confused and thought ‘Falmer bar social’ meant ‘staying in the bar for a bit then clubbing’. By the courage Stu showed in the face of the Dr Who society, and some epic Ro Sham Bo skills, our glorious tradition lives on.

But I digress. My point was – next Wednesday is not a day for clubbing. If you go clubbing, or out in town, after Christmas practice, one of two things has happened: either you are far too sober and have not committed like a true Mohawk to Christmas practice and the ensuing festivities, or you are far too drunk and should not be allowed to make decisions by yourself, lest you end up losing your phone, keys, wallet, bike lock, bike lights, jacket, iPod and other various necessities. Friends don’t let friends leave Christmas practice for town – I’m sorry we let you down, Fetu.

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Easter Training

THIS WEDNESDAY IS EASTER TRAINING

IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS TRAINING, BUT AT EASTER AND SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BUT MOSTLY THE SAME WITH A FEW CHANGES!
THERE MAY BE A BIT OF NORMAL TRAINING AT THE START, THEN THE FUN WILL START!! BRING ALCOHOL AND A SMILE!

SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY AND MAYBE BY THEN I WILL HAVE STOPPED TALKING IN CAPS.
STATS HAVE MADE ME DELIRIOUS!

LOVE,
PROSSIE

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Mohawks are Going out This Saturday 8/12/12

Hey!

So Gash and Eunuch are coming down on Saturday for a Clapham training day for a couple of the Mohawks, and after the hard work of training, they want to go out, and every Mohawk in the whole wide world is invited!

We are meeting in Spoon’s on NORTH STREET at 8:30 this Saturday, then heading to Madame Geisha (plans may change) later on for this night!

You have no excuse for not coming – your assignments will be done, you love the Mohawks, but more importantly when was the last time you partied down on a Saturday night? Exactly 🙂

Come Come 🙂

Prossie x

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Social Wed 26th Sept

  • 25th September 20129th March 2022
  • by Fetu

This week the social is Oceana. The plan is to meet at 8 at Falmer bar* then to head to Pav Tav (get there for around 9:30) before moving on to Oceana around 11ish. Feel free to come to all or part of it.

*people will be in falmer bar from the end of training until everyone leaves after 8.  So stay in falmer bar, quickly shower at some point, then head back again.

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90’s Pub Quiz TONIGHT

  • 29th February 20129th March 2022
  • by Jessie

The 1990’s Pub Quiz to fundraise for women’s nationals is TONIGHT at 8pm in the back of Falmer Bar! I hope to see all Mohawks and their non-frisbee friends there! If you haven’t yet spread the word; http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/304809046243034/

See you tonight!

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Drinking Disc Golf – This Thursday!

Hey Guys!

So not only do we have to pub quiz this week, we are also hosting an evening of drinking disc golf! Now normally disc golf is something that becomes a favourite hobby in the summer months, and normally it doesn’t involve drink, but we thought we would bring those of you who haven’t played it up to speed earlier this year!

So we will meet in Falmer bar (bring drinks that you can take around the course with you) at 7:30, get into groups, and set out from there!
Group size will vary depending on who comes, but they will all start at different holes to avoid standing around being bored.

As in normal disc golf (and just plain normal golf), there is a par. For every shot you get over par, you have to drink… it’s pretty simple really!

Just to stress a few of us did this last year at the end of term and it was AMAZING – one of the best nights I had all year – definitely go if you can!!

Cya Wednesday for training followed by the Pub Quiz!!

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Mocial Pub Golf

Hey all you lovely people!

So as we have said previously, this weeks social will be PUB GOLF!! I hope seeing as we have had a break all of you will bring your party suits along (and suitable golf attire) as it will be a big night.

We will start at East Slope at 7:30 for the first hole and as the meeting point. Following this we will make our way through campus first to the Co-op to see fellow Mohawkers such as Rapo, followed by Falmer Bar then town.

There will be 2 courses – 1 for the hardcore guys like me (cough) and one for the people who want to take it easier. We will end in a club which most of us probably won’t remember and it will be a lovely evening for all!

Lots of Love, Princess x

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  • 19th January 20129th March 2022
  • by therapist

From the forum:

Yo Faron here, just to let you people know Pete and I have decided to have this weeks social on a friday. Crazy right? We’ll be going to a cocktail bar called lucky voice for some cheap drinks, all very nice and the people behind the bar are very talented. 2 cocktails for 6.50 before 10. After that we’ll be going to digital for some 1 pound drink stonelove bonanza which will inevitably be a good night out. Hope to see you all as drunk as us on friday :). Meet at Lucky Voice at 8.30. It’s basically on the seafront next to the Jamie Oliver restaurant. If you don’t know where it is I’ll tell you on wednesday or google map it. See yuz then! :cool1:

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Christmas reminder

  • 29th November 20119th March 2022
  • by therapist

Hello, Therapist again

If you don’t know when Christmas is then this year it will be on Sunday 25th December, all day. If you go to a midnight mass then you will experience the first part of Christmas day at the time when the first part is, and not a second later. If you go to bed so as not to intercept Santa Claus then you will most likely miss the first part and so your Christmas day will begin some hours into the actual day.

Hope that clears that up.

In more serious news: SIGN UP TO THE MOHAWKS CHRISTMAS DINNER

If you’ve no idea what I am talking about then check out this forum topic and fill in the form to tell Jessie that you’re coming. Book yourself into ice skating if that’s what you’re into.

More soon, see you at training tomorrow (come across Stanmer park if you don’t want to invoke the picket line wrath).

Therapist

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General Update (Christmas is coming!)

  • 25th November 20119th March 2022
  • by therapist

Ahoy hoy,

Just a quick thing:

KIT:

Order kit. Pay for kit. Check it out here

CHRISTMAS SOCIAL

The first of the three annual Christmas social has been announced. Read about it and definitely sign up. Do so now to make Jessie’s job easier. As a quick thing: in week 10 be at training for fun times and then the Thursday night we’ll be going out in fancy dress. Week 10 is the best week of the year social wise.

OPEN INDOOR NATIONALS

Follow @MohawksUltimate or @RJRoberts89 on twitter for an as up-to-date account of whats going on at nationals as possible.

Lovely, I had best get ready. Catch ya soon!

Rapist