Mohawk Today – Natalie Frances
We can exclusively reveal that we now have a Mohawk that can jump higher than Ash.
Natalie Frances is a committee member of the trampolining society. This means that we can legitimately complain to her next time we are delayed at Sunday training. All blame must be attatched to Natalie and it is definately all her fault personally. That said it is a credit to the Mohawks scouting network that we were able to poach Natalie away at the peak (no pun intended) of her success. We believe that university sport is the perfect trialing ground for ultimate, we are the most successful team after all.
Natalie’s Mohawk boyfriend Wham introduced her to the sport last year. Natalie has certainly made an immediate impact on the Mohawks being, among other things the only fresher Squaw to go to Open Indoor Regionals. Rapidly becoming a familiar face at tournaments and socials, it is a shame that she found ultimate late in her student life. She is surely destined to a future in ultimate at club level for years to come. However we are forced to reveal that this is yet another example of a Mohawk to have never done a three pint challenge. Although Natalie’s integral status as ‘designated driver’ at tournaments perhaps excuses this oversight.
One of those sensible people that have a plan for life we understand Natalie is training to be a Maths teacher. Working at a school in Brighton she will soon qualify and be let loose on the white board all by herself. Unconfirmed reports have suggested that Natalie does actually have eyes in the back of her head, those kids better watch out!
However this career may have to be put on hold after rumours that Chelsea FC have been sniffing around. With Chelsea worried about finishing outside of the top four it is rumoured that a large transfer fee may just prise Natalie out of the Mohawks only months after she joined. Roman Abramovich is on record as saying ‘I will pay anything, she can’t be worse than Torres’.
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Good profile, Taxi! Some interesting insights; good research.. I look forward to having a chuckle at the next one!
That second picture looks like a wicked party! Kudos to the ppl that made that happen
Cooool post Taxi. You guys all making me feel I should do something. But what?!. Rhona I’ll do one if you do 😉
You could do one the mohawks of yesterday, Fetu: e.g. what ex-Mohawks are doing now. Might take a tiny bit of research but I’m sure you have the contacts 😉 I think it would balance nicely with Taxi’s and would get more people visiting the website! As for me, I’m happy to just make suggestions to other people’s blogs… 😛
Rhonas idea is good fetu. You could do it and have it all in sepia so it looks really old fashioned and write it in olde english. As if archiving the early years.
nice idea. I’ll give it some thought.
Rhona.. we’ll think of a topic for you. Dont worry 😉
Nice researching Taxi! Thoroughly enjoyed the knowledge gained here, and Chelsea could use her, I’m sure!
I like the idea of a “Mohawk Yesterday” feature, profiling Mohawks of old (or at least Mohawks of middle-age).
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